Taken from My Notes on Facebook, It fine, it's mine.....
I have an idea, perfect for you. It has one flat, reflective surface. Commonly used for admiring oneself. It's called a Mirror.
Perfect, perfect for you. Why don't you do a self-reflection of yourself, here's how;
Why don't you get yourself a mirror, big enough for you to sit on it. Go back home, undress yourself, lay the mirror on the floor facing up and squat on it. Look down and see what kind of asshole you are.
Then, retrospect & introspect yourself, Asshole.